The Craziest Christmas Wish List Items You Never Knew Existed
There is a lot of stress that comes with getting things for yourself already. You have to go through a lot to get just what you need. Sometimes you don’t even know what you need. And the result is a list of weird stuff on your wish list.
Here is a list of weird things found in people’s Christmas wish lists. People make a lot of absurd wishes sometimes.
Beardaments
It is one thing to have nicely shaved full beards. It is another to have it well-groomed and dressed in ornaments. Beardaments are simply decorative items fixable on your whiskers. Many would feel this is a weird choice. But it is one cool idea for forwarding thinkers.
Hairy Santa Bod Sweater
It used to be a trend to wear stylish ugly sweaters during the season. Some people, however, have it on their wish list to get a shirt with an everyday unpleasant feature.
Talking Trump Bottle Opener
A lot of people are now directing their frustration further than just taking alcohol due to Trump’s stress. They now have Trump himself take up the role of helping them open the bottles.
William Shakespeare Tissue Box
William Shakespeare has a lot of lovers. Some of them go as far as having such an item as a tissue box that features him as their Christmas wish.
Spider Nose Warmer
Whatever means you have employed to keep your nose warm, the important thing is for your nose to stay warm. You would not call that friend a snot for choosing a spider nose warmer.
Snowman Bong
For those stoner friends you have, a snowman bong could be weird but will be a favorite on their wish list.
These people could have chosen any other thing except for those weird choices. But, it is their wish list. It is called liberty.